Every day I receive messages from the school's messenger system. I copy and paste them into Google Translate, which usually spews something unintentionally hilarious. I have no idea what the messages are supposed to say, only what Google's awful translation service thinks it says. Here's a collection of my favorites.



Contact threesome teacher jobs hump, I'd greatly appreciate it right now.

Sorry for the boring table.

Matt . Zero Tolerance DUI

weekend lock up thorough security checks , and personal before unplugging the power cord Do not use a hot air balloon

school-related staff development slapping: 15:00

Prepare rice in two separate lunch room Like she's lost hope.

Golf, excessive drinking song and dance , such as other planetary officials traveling abroad are concerned about the dignity of the words and deeds of the water damage and social inhibition

Sir, that can be useful in times of safety-related smartphone apps training on how to use the water.

Today is a happy day now ^ ^

2 workshops slapping school personnel

Acid production by

I bought F Killa (24)

You need to take it half

Understanding the Code of Conduct of the day - Read through the training of water

Map does not rain in the playground

Teacher ~

Because the supply is not smooth sesame, Has been replaced with leek kimchi. Please note.

Teacher ~

Bob would have more than a few days.

I do have quite a few bids is just a name picked ... (memorandum in accordance with)

2013 Year Old Mixed Beauty I described is so much rice will encounter even more so. ㅠㅠ

We will return again torok normal action, hoping to win you over ... disgusting lump today.

Wish you a happy day today ...

I think better if we are going to prepare in advance like watching one person outdoor floor cushions to sit on students.

(Elementary tyranny 14:00)

please let me out of the classroom to the playground stand fast and hold God slippers.

Training organized by dividing the fruit of love

Inform.

Festival performances will be broadcast today with leggings.

The Gaiters embracing us, please feel free to fit into the TV 04 times (or 07 times)

We appreciate the efforts of a hot teacher who tried to find a ready mind Maecheon Light Festival. It was a good chance of happiness outdoors sipseum students and the manure of Korea Arts and Culture

If you are interested, please contact Doris Nuggets.

Do not forget to drink before work today, thank you.

Did you have lunch - delicious Dear sir?

sexual submission - by tomorrow

Today the spaghetti is somewhat inadequate.

Have a nice day ~ bla

The parking lot is considered generous.

The youth group meetings colon (Girl Scouts, Syrians, Sea Cadets)